OT: Mans Guide to Women
Question:
THE RULES 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5. — Love Jeanne HOF f3as3 Quitting smoking is the ultimate gift of love you cannot afford NOT to give yourself
Response:
Yes, dear… Lane, OF at Last, f3as3 Smoke-free 1y1m1w3d 2:19 Cigs not smoked: 16,243, Life saved: $3,248.60 Read my Diary of a Quitter: http://www.bluethunder.org/quitterhome.html We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. – Mother Theresa
: THE RULES : : 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. : : 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. : : 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. : : 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she : must immediately change some of THE RULES. : : 5. The Female is never wrong. : : 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a : flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did : or said wrong. : : 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately : for causing the misunderstanding. : : 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. : : 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express : written consent of The Female. : : 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any : time. : : 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female : wants him to be angry or upset. : : 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know : whether she wants him to be angry or upset. : : 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at : all times. : : 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, : not what she said. : : 15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he : can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. : : 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void : and the Male must cater to her every whim. : : 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily : harm. : : 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must : refer to Rule #5. : : — : Love : Jeanne : HOF : f3as3 : : Quitting smoking is the ultimate gift of love you cannot afford NOT to give : yourself : : :
Response:
So glad you have learnt 
) you are truly a well-trained specimen *ducks* — Love Jeanne HOF f3as3 Quitting smoking is the ultimate gift of love you cannot afford NOT to give yourself
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Yes, dear… > Lane, OF at Last, f3as3 > Smoke-free 1y1m1w3d 2:19 > Cigs not smoked: 16,243, Life saved: $3,248.60 > Read my Diary of a Quitter: > http://www.bluethunder.org/quitterhome.html > We cannot all do great things, > but we can do small things with great love. > – Mother Theresa > : THE RULES > : > : 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. > : > : 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. > : > : 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. > : > : 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she > : must immediately change some of THE RULES. > : > : 5. The Female is never wrong. > : > : 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a > : flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did > : or said wrong. > : > : 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately > : for causing the misunderstanding. > : > : 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. > : > : 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express > : written consent of The Female. > : > : 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any > : time. > : > : 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female > : wants him to be angry or upset. > : > : 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know > : whether she wants him to be angry or upset. > : > : 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at > : all times. > : > : 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, > : not what she said. > : > : 15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he > : can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. > : > : 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void > : and the Male must cater to her every whim. > : > : 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily > : harm. > : > : 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must > : refer to Rule #5. > : > : — > : Love > : Jeanne > : HOF > : f3as3 > : > : Quitting smoking is the ultimate gift of love you cannot afford NOT to > give > : yourself > : > : > :
Response:
Said with a strong Mexican accent- "Rules, we don’t need no stinking rules." — DR. ROLAND HICKS Doctor of Chiropractic Certified Chiropractic Sports Practitioner Iligitimi non carborundum
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> THE RULES > 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. > 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. > 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. > 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she > must immediately change some of THE RULES. > 5. The Female is never wrong. > 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a > flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did > or said wrong. > 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately > for causing the misunderstanding. > 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. > 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express > written consent of The Female. > 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any > time. > 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female > wants him to be angry or upset. > 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know > whether she wants him to be angry or upset. > 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at > all times. > 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, > not what she said. > 15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he > can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. > 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void > and the Male must cater to her every whim. > 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily > harm. > 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must > refer to Rule #5. > — > Love > Jeanne > HOF > f3as3 > Quitting smoking is the ultimate gift of love you cannot afford NOT to give > yourself
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